The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However,
people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

SUPPOSE:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed!"
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, hear you're fantastic in bed!"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ass ...
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger!

nothing like a 'hands on' approach! (We massage therapists like that ;o)

Why does it always have to be a man doing the groping of women? Why don't we ever hear jokes like that with a sexy chica doing the grabbing at the end, while the men sit around and watch? LOL

Probably because women are not generally as well versed as men at groping. Not that they can't be, of course, but society has seemed to frown upon that kind of behavior from women to date. Now, I being a kind hearted soul and a firm supporter of advanced learning and personal growth, would be pleased to offer my body to any of you ladies who would care to practice your groping skills.  Oh, the sacrafices I make for others....  

It has taken me years of practice and persistance (and I started very early) to achieve the perfect blend of tantalizing tease, friendly fondling, mild molestation and greedy grabbiness! If groping was a part of the Olympics I could easily bring home the gold ;o)

Granted, there was a time when women were frowned upon for 'that kind of behavior' but then we burned our bras. Now we can be every bit as 'bad' as you guys. Just check out ladies night at one of the clubs with male dancers and you'll see what I mean :oP

That's not to say that your 'sacrifice'to the advancement of my learning and personal growth wouldn't be welcomed with open arms. After all....PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT and I practice a whole lot! :oD

When it comes to taking hold of a situation I am quite capable. In fact I think I do it better than men and I know I get a lot more positive response... I simply have what they don't... besides the obvious ie. tits and ass to flaunt. I think anyone who wants to go around groping men may possibly just be able to pull it off by the skin of thier teeth so to speak, if and only with the tips from the following which where e-mailed to me by a dear friend in a similar fashion with a similar explanation..

Rules for groping a man

A. the man must feel flattered when groped

B. you must be sensual, but not girly when groping him

C. you must be witty but not uppity about anything when groping him

D. you must be playful but somewhat serious about groping him

E. you are somewhat mysterious a mix of interest and maybe not interested in quite that way, by this time he should allow you to continue groping him which by the way feels really good to him so he might as well take advantage of it while it lasts, but then again


the exceptions to the rules

A. never grope a man at the gym or any sporting event or any manly event... he will never know you are interested in anything going any further than the groping because he will be preoccupied

B. never grope a man in a public place in front of a woman. It may be his wife, girlfriend, or current sexual interest

C. and most importantly of all never grope a man if you are not cleanly shaved, dressed to impress, and ready to recieve complete regection and maybe even get your ass kicked. After all NOT EVERY MAN IS GAY...

LOL now admit it did I get you all or what?

Angel, Not all women are as good at this as you babe.  Keep up the good work.

SlowStart

-- Modified on 12/20/2003 10:56:55 PM