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TiffPhxBBW7328 reads

I heard on a local Talk Radio show today that "Sheriff Joke" is doing a big sting again, and this time he is allowing his "Posse" to Undress and Touch and Vice Versa.

SCREEN!

SCREEN!

SCREEN!

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IkneadU10430 reads

I've had surge of what I refer to as 'idiot calls' with questions like, "Is this full service?", "Do you offer oral?" or statements like, "I want to know if sex is offered to be sure I'll be getting my money's worth." or "So if I give you $$$$ amount you can give me sex."

This happened during Bozo Joe's last roundup so I figured something was coming our way. He was allowing them to undress and touch the last time.

Guys, join his posse so you can get fondled in the line of duty! LOL

Stay safe ;o)

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Secret squirel10377 reads

Sound familliar? I think ole' Joe has taken over for the furry green guy as the worst holiday meanie.

You’re a mean one Sheriff Joe
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Sheriff Joe!
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Sheriff Joe!
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul,
Sheriff Joe!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Sheriff Joe!
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Sheriff Joe!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Sheriff Joe!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Sheriff Joe!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Sheriff Joe!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Sheriff Joe!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Sheriff Joe!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Sheriff Joe!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!


-- Modified on 12/23/2003 10:16:06 AM

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Hogwldguy7981 reads

That just made my day!!

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Carolina Boy10246 reads

That is really good Secret squirel. Can''t someone find old Joe Blow a life ????

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drt61310304 reads

Next time don't write what they asky. It just allows LE to ask better questions that aren't so obvious. Your writing the exact questions just helps them get better and clever.Don't u get it.

They read this board. Don't pipe in on stupid stuff. Your giving them ammunition.  Also, don't write in and respond,who's best x,y,z, what idiot would ask that? It could be LE. Use some sense.

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IkneadU10493 reads

whether I or anybody else repeats them or not. There's always going to be the stupid ones who answer them and get busted so they'll always keep it up! I'm posting it so that those who are dumb enough to consider answering them think before they do. Don't u get it? LOL

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azfrnick7187 reads

This is what happened to me not so long ago in the Phoenix area.

The provider took a metal detector and asked to scan me "for her security".

After putting all my change and my keys in a tupperware, she told me I was ok and we could play.

Invest in a metal detector. It will find bugs, recorders, badges, handcuffs and of course hand guns.

Sounds dumb? Well, if you end up in Joe's jails, you'd wish you had had one.

No I do not sell metal detectors.

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MichaelCA9805 reads

Undercover cops have a cloth badge they use. Most bugs will not show up on a metal detector, video or sound. Never been arrested by an undercover cop, but all the cop shows indicate that the undercover cop almost never actually does the arresting, he calls in help for that.

Not saying this will not work, but don't depend on it exclusively.

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Arizona Angel10491 reads

Sadly I think you're right Micheal. I truly believe that if they really want to arrest you they will... no matter how "safe" you are, no matter how well you screen, no matter if you actually do anything against the law or not. If they will undress and engage in activity in order to arrest you they will definitely lie about what went on in order to arrest you. Let's all pray they get Joe out of office and we all are safe untill then. Knock on wood everyone...

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IMHorne10495 reads

This has got to be worse than entrapment.

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Wise Guy III13116 reads

While Sheriff Joe basks in the publicity of busting a few escorts and closing a few swinger bars...


...70,000 criminal arrest warrants in Marcicopa County  have not been served!!!

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