Write Review
2,074,974 Total Reviews 3,685 New Reviews
9,737 Users Online

Phoenix

How to pick up girlsregular_smile
JSR123 57 Reviews 3033 reads
posted

Just in time for Saturday night here're some sure-fire pick-up lines.   Don't care for the first one, but the last is my personal fav - the guy is so sincere.  Try these at your own risk . . .

(OK ladies, what I really mean is 'How (not) to pick up girls'!)

Related Link: Ultimate pick-up lines

IsabellaManelli2169 reads

those would get me on a given day. They are so blatant that they are endearing. Okay, does that mean I was molested as a child? Just curious....

Incase you didn't know and to be politically correct, that was a joke.

ReplyQuoteReport
JSR1231769 reads

Thanks for the quick post Isabella.  I was afraid this would be taken too literally.

ReplyQuoteReport
WebTerrorist1712 reads

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

ReplyQuoteReport
thor181602 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
modprod2267 reads

Thanks webbie that one made me laugh out loud!

ReplyQuoteReport
IsabellaManelli2413 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
moebius81521 reads

hey i saw your ad on (insert website here) and wondered if your busy later on :)

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!