I'll admit, saw this post on another regional board, but here goes.

"Treat her right"

"We kissed like highschoolers"

"Run dont walk to see her"

And yes, I'm guilty of using them all.

but these made me laugh!  

I'll keep mine to myself...   LOL!!!

xoxo
Jazz

it gets pretty boring and monotonous after writing one or two, you resort to cliches and repeating stuff you wrote in previous reviews.   But if you want that free VIP...    Needless to say the actual visit is way more fun than talking or writing about it.

mentioning over and over again how big your cock is and how it was rock hard.  I just read a recent review and the guy mentioned 7 times in the brief review how his cock was so huge and rock hard.  Who cares?

my favorite..'she had multiple O,s'...

I agree about guys who write reviews about themselves. Cock size, last long, length, ect ect. I'm not booking the reviewer.

"Standard 2 call system" 2/3 reviews start out with this! Has to be the most ridicules, tell nothing gibberish fluff to enter in a review! Who cares?

Been waiting some time now to post that.

How about "VIPs read on"?  (Like as if anyone with a VIP membership, who has taken the time to click on your review, is going to stop reading after your intro)

Why did I wait so long to see her?

She is always on time.

I'm still smiling.

My knees are still weak.

WTF isn’t that what your mother told you to do.

"who am i to argue?"  trivial and nonsensical