and thank god. I know what it is like to be a really fat man who hasn't seen his pee pee in a while. Or try needing an extension device for your vibrator just so you can masturbate! You can't pick those up at the Home Depot. King Kong??? Fuc* King Kong! I can rip him off the empire state building with my hormonal tirades! Ah, and now the milk fairy has come- move over Elsie the cow. I'll give your mams a run for their money and I have my own ice cream machine (ick). Porn star sized boobies are coming your way. Happy days are soon to be here again and I am going to unleash a horniness on mankind that can be likened to the devastation of Mt. Tambora.
I saw Mt. St. Helen blow from about 200 miles away and I doubt any guy here could live through that kind of energy you are promising to deliver. Good luck with the delivery and we all (I think I can say this without pissing someone off) hope and pray for you and for a healthy bueatiful baby (how could he or she be anything else with a mother like you). Is that enough suck up????????????
Thank you Jasmine. It's been a long time for me, too- since the last time I was pregnant. I'm glad that I was blessed to experience it again (as trying as it can sometimes be).
......the hotttest lady around, with belly or without. And, those booobies are mammories for memories--and all memories are GREAT! Best of luck Thursday!
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