This girl needs LASIK surgury in the worst way! Yesterday her son came home from school showing off the tooth he pulled during school...and was real interested to tell his mother he was putting the tooth under his pillow just incase the toothfairy wanted to stop by (yes he knows how it works as he told his mother this 10 times). About 3:30 this morning the fairy arrived and deposited $5.00 (wow...rate has gone up in the last 30 years!) under the pillow. An hour later Miss Kay heard her son screaming WOOOOOOWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW from his room so she sprinted to his room and turned on the light. Her son was jumping on his bed waiving NOT a $5.00 bill but yes......a $50.00 bill. Miss Kay was standing the door mouth hanging. Her son then said "I guess the toothfairy wasn't wearing her glasses when she delivered this." Jordan Kay then suggested maybe putting the $50.00 back under his pillow so the toothfairy could deliver the correct amount. "No. I'm happy with this." Off went the light and closed went the door. Needless to say I'm sure he was the hit of the crowd at school today. So please let's pass the hat tomorrow night for LASIK for poor poor Jordan Kay.
That was supposed to be between you and I lol.That is the last time I tell you anything you secret leaker you...Ok so I will look into Lasik and maybe do it so I can see what the hell I am doing once the glasses come off. xoxo j kay
Fuck tha Lasik, remember what happened to kathy griffin -- bummer. but even more important, let's see some hot photos of JK wearing her glasses, maybe schoolgirlk with glasses, librarian with glasses, naked desert sexbomb wearing glasses and nothing else --?-- I see a pattern here, how about you?
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