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I couldn't lick my elbow, but I can lick my eyebrows!!!  Ladies....the name is Joey!  LOL!!!



Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered  into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.    

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this)...The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.  

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great    

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air  the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Indenpendence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.  Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.    

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month ... which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.  When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired    
by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow















Hi Tina,

Thank you for the collection of "Interesting facts... Just for fun". It truely is a fun post to read!

Recently, on the TRAVEL Channel, they shared two interesting facts in regards to CAMPBELL'S Chicken Noodle Soup. One, that their Chicken Noodle Soup is actually cooked in the can. Secondly each can has exactly 216 noodles in every can.

Again... Thanks!
Ezcoyote

And yes, I tried to lick my elbow.

Thanks Tina, these are great.

Can't wait to see you again.

Arizona Angel7046 reads

I tried to lick my elbow and couldn't, but I can suck on both my own toes and my own tits... LOL does that count???

I couldn't lick my elbow, but I can lick my eyebrows!!!  Ladies....the name is Joey!  LOL!!!

bustass5713 reads

I didn't try to lick my elbow,but I gave it a good thought.I hope those rain checks don't expire as i am busy this weekend.
                                    bustass

Unfortunately, this list that is commomly sent around in email is about half hoax. Go to www.snopes.com and you will see the true answers to these "facts."  It's even broken down in to categories so it's easy to find them. Click on "Cokelore" to find out that Coke was never green.

Still can't lick my damn elbow!!

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