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redfreak 2151 reads
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A friend i vistied had a little muffball dog that humped it's doll like a rabbit. The little muffball was a female. Too much visual stimulation, I suspect.

dog_gone_wild2253 reads

Try to keep them away from the action.....I had a lady insist that "Cujo" always watches, and that it was "no big deal."   I'm sure it was impressed with my performance, after all it keep drooling, and winking at me.lol....Everything was cool until the end when it jumped up ,and tried to clean me up!

Ladies a warm washcloth is all I want.

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askmetoflashyou1909 reads

The same advice should apply to hobbiests. I've had one of my cats sit on the headboard & watch with the one provider that wasn't used to cats that are friendly.

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Muffyman4760 reads

Sessioned with one of our better known ladies (think it may be the same lady here) and the dog joined us in the room. The pet fell asleep (guess my performance was boring) and proceeded to fart thoughout the session. Distracting for sure but it did make for a bunch of laughs on both of our parts.

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Playmate Megan1495 reads

Could be a big burly effer named Butch, right? Hobbyests, I love all animals, feel free to leave yours out if I'm headed to your place. I have two doggies, one a mini doxie (who LOVES men, I mean LOVES them) and one whose a chihuaha/doxie/jack russell mix who loves balls thrown for him, but I don't let them in the bedroom. :)

I'll take a Fido or a Nipper over a Butch any day. How about you?

Meg

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GermanFollowmeShepherd1469 reads

WOOOOOF

Thank You

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Isabellaamore1767 reads

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha That is too cute!
Muffy your far from boring!
Isa xoxo

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Roxanne_Az2237 reads

You all are so funny and this thread has definitely brightened my day!  Actually, I have a very friendly cat who "falls in love" almost every time a man comes over.  She throws toys around, runs up and down the cat condo just to get his attention and will sometimes bring him one of her toys.  Although I am somewhat embarrased, my guest will usually find it amusing.  Luckily, my pets, for some reason know not to come in my room when I'm having my fun.  I didn't have to teach them, they just know.......and for that I'm happy.

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charlottenoble1306 reads

Your black male always greets me at the door, but refrains from interupting us unless it's his lunch time.  Then he's pretty insistent!  The female does play in the kitty condo.  I love 'em both.  Pretty clear we both love cats.  A dog would not work.

Kisses

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GermanFollowmeShepherd1332 reads

No one has ever complianed ! !

Thank You

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redfreak2152 reads

A friend i vistied had a little muffball dog that humped it's doll like a rabbit. The little muffball was a female. Too much visual stimulation, I suspect.

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jazz322303 reads

I met a lady I met through the AZ Republic many years ago.  While I was paying attention to the kitty, her dachshund decided it was time to pay attention to my balls!  Needless to say, this was more than a bit disconcerting.

-- Modified on 2/4/2006 1:06:26 PM

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theoldsaying904 reads

You can pick your friends and You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Well here, The dog can lick his own balls and A guy can't lick his own balls but The dog can lick your balls. Hummmm, guess you could lick his too if you wanted! YUCK!

-- Modified on 2/4/2006 3:30:52 PM

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sheika fatima1151 reads

This reminds me of a very old, very bad joke. It goes like this.

Question: Why do dogs lick their balls?
Answer: Because they can..:)

Aaaaaaaaaagh, hee, hee, hee, aaaaaaaagh, hee, hee, hee, etc., etc., etc....

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ed011249 reads

CiaraI don't think you'd be out of a job even then.  I know you'd ahve at least one friend.

Ed01

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