1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by having someone else hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid argurments with the mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer!
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxitives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.
Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congatulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bed pan!!
Have a great week everyone!


I am home this week and will be available from 6am till 3pm every day. I can do incall at my home in Mesa and I can do incall in the biltmore area with some notice. Check out my new pictures!
P.S. I forgot to say that I am available for outcall also



-- Modified on 5/7/2005 11:44:30 AM

wow!!  very nice and pretty!!!

Feeling sad or lonely. Call Donna, she the real
cure! Chicken soup with a shot of tequila is distant second

Numbers 5 and 6 cracked me up.

Loved the kitchen shot with the blue bra and panties set, too!

--b.

I call you last night.
You must it forget about me..
Great to see you here.

Interesting home remedies, Donna!!
And very nice pics! Ahhh...Phoenix less than 2 weeks away!