more than just than tree this year? when the bush is almost as tall as the "spear" time for a trim. this seems to be mostly the men with S0 or married guys or older gents the reason they give is that their mates would be suspect if they sundenly changed to trim but why not have her be part of the ritual and help you, might lead to an erotic experience for both of you. She too might enjoy it. So this year after triming the tree and  hanging {shaving|the balls head for the bedroom bed and a goodnight to all.....PS in case to much spiked eggnog have bandaids ready LOL

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Next they'll be expecting us to shower and brush our teeth before sessions.  It's time to take a stand and not let these providers get away with being so demanding!

I don't need anyone to tell me to shave my balls!

Well, according to my extensive interviews with providers (all of one - and not Victoria).

There is some portion of our community that has a full fledged, CO2 eating, global warming abating, spotted owl sanctuary (SOS)forest; and expect the ladies to wade thru this, parting it like Moses and not be seen picking those stray vines from their teeth. Not to mention suppressing the embarrasing fur-ball-cough!

Has this subject already been talked about ad nasium? You bet. If we haven't gotten the hint by now, we won't ever get it! (or will be less happy with HOW well IT is delivered!)

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If this saves one person from  a fur ball choking or picking stray vines from their teeth I have made my point........

If high maintenance means I only want to see guys that practice good hygiene . I am guilty as charged and proud of it.......

You are free to do whatever you wish with your body. If you have an issue with the hairiness of your clients, then why not communicate that issue directly with them?

You are chock-full of good ideas this month.  Why not direct them to a more targeted audience instead of suggesting that we all trim our hair to your satisfaction?  

Hey, I didn't start this thread.  If you want to make male genital shaving a requirement, then by all means, state that right below your $500 per hour fee. I'm sure it'll get you tons of new business.