.... I can vouch for the facts that Danny is cheap, and available! (LOL).  HAPPY 600th, Big Guy!

of course it does Danny....but as long as you don't go overboard and get a 9++" DD/EEE+ most providers won't charge you any more.  Make sure you get a good surgeon so it at least feels real.

Where is April....you need help spelling today...

Danny and his small dick.  I remember a few months back in Las Vegas you raved how Arianna made your dick seem so large it scared the shit our of you.  As I think you know it isn't the size that matters its do you know what to do with it.  If your headed for 600, and by the way, who was the lucky lady, you already know.  So here goes again,

There once was a man named dan
Who held his small dick in his hand
as they lined down the hall
to suck on it all
the small dick grew too large for them all


This book's going to sell at least two copies.

how about " its not how big the dog is, its how many tricks he knows"...or-- "its not the size of the dog in the fight- its the size of the fight in the dog!"

I am curious.......

I wonder if someone got an enlargement would it still get as hard as normal when you have a hard on???  Because I think it matters a lot for the woman how hard it actually gets!!!  It may look real but does it still feel real?????  LOL