The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the
US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the folowing facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is NO LIMIT.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over in IN A WEEK.


Kisses,
Tina

Hi Tina,
That's funning! If the USRFS elite unit can't get the desired results perhaps we should send over 50 Molly Maids with PMS to clean up mess...

Hope to see ya soon! Going to Las Vegas as well and will keep an eye open in the nickel slots for you!

Ezcoyote

Fortuna audaces juvat... Fortune favors the bold...

You amaze me more and more. Thats the funniest thing I have heard all week. Thanx Tina.

 #3 Racing with Angels

... that YOU taste BETTER than chicken, that there's also no limit, and that it's open season all year!  Come see us in L.A.  (Ask Courtney if I'm a nice guy ....)

LOL,
Clever, very clever