A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink.  Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good lookin'! How's it goin'?"


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen - I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too!  What firm are you with?"