Hey-it's Piper... we're back (Me and my "supersized" libido that is pix (1/1-1/5)

Oh Lordy! I cannot keep this damn sex drive under wraps!!! Even a karaoke outing became a ca-razy time! Just was gonna have a couple of drinks, talk to some people-sing.....yeah. I SANG alright-at the top of my lungs in the key of OOOOOOOO!!!! Nothing works-cleaning, organizing, throwing out sex toys, writing out my one year plan, 5 year plan, 10 years.....Damn! Horny again!!! OK-gonna need some more assistance. I wore eveeybody out in Albuquerque and had to turn away the rest-so Phoenix? You're up to bat Pu-leeeezz!!!!! I am here in town and BOY am I available. Just-as always-hold onto your hat-and put on your seatbelt....batten down the hatches....glue your socks to your feet....you know- the normal "drill" to spend time with me and if you don't believe that or don't know what to think. check out my 20 pages of reviews...that should "edumacate" you baby  Preferred 411, Datecheck and RS2K welcome, all other please send me an email to [email protected] and get ahold of me baby! My website worked for me today and the calendar is up to date- see you soon!

Phoenix- 1/1-1/5
Don't forget to ask my $100 off "beast tamers" discount

Namaste
Love,
Piper

-- Modified on 1/2/2011 1:00:47 AM

Oh dear........Poor Piper is horny........again........about that rretirement........ummmmmm yeah. And you coulda had me all weekend......oh well.

It's NOT always the same with Piper...it just gets BETTER and BETTER!!

Oh I know poor poor Piper well. By the above it's simply a nod to the Theory of uncontrolled Nuclear Reaction and Thermodynamics.

glad Piper is still working...maybe I will finally get to see her...

DITTO that!

So is there are coming out of retirement party?  Or was there never a retirement?  Or was the retirement only from travelling?  I think I speak on behalf of the Chicago Board when I say that most of us thought that Piper's last trip to Chi-town was our final chance to meet with a legend....

Does this mean us Chicagoans still have a chance to be another notch on her bedpost?  I'm drooling as I stand in line

Don't be confused baby...be "sassified!"

My retirement technically begins on Jan 27...a couple things are a bit of a temptation.
A. I had so many Chicagoans not be able to see me that I stretched a few extra days past for that to happen and
B. I became a vegetarian and all hell broke loose with my libido ( i.e. I f*cked a 29 year old's brains out 'til 6 am this morning. He was like "you are insane...in the best way possible!" Poor boy...he will never be the same
(Also read my post onLV board to clarify (New Year-New Piper) It is a bit of a clusterf*ck so..... Retirement is supposed to happen in a few weeks, but I only have sex to focus on because food doesn't matter to me now and my sexual appetite is voracious and someone has to "feeed the beast" baby! So time will tell the evnts to come