I noticed that there aren't many reviews on massage parlors in Phoenix. Where can a guy who wants a quick release with as little interaction as possible go, but still get the most bang for his buck? Am I the only one who's looking for this every now and then (I love the hobby, don't get me wrong, but it's good to spice things up every now and then). Any suggestions?

Seyton99, I have to say that your post probably doesn't inspire in readers the desire to confide.

1.  You have no reviews.
2.  If you "love the hobby" (i.e., assumedly routinely partaking in something more than what you now seek), then just how would having "as little interaction as possible" equate to spicing things up?  Not being judgmental as to what you might prefer (if this in fact is an authentic query), but your description sounds more like a recipe for spicing things down.  So one must ask if you walk the walk, or are just trying to talk the talk?  (In which case, who or better yet what are you, really?)
3.  There are frequent (and recent) New Reviews which include massage/"happy ending" providers.  Are you unaware of that portion of TER?  If not, what further information would you hope to get here?  (And for what actual purpose?!  Especially considering that "massage parlor" conjures up a permanently located public storefront, more easily targetable for enforcement activity.)

Not trying to sharpshoot what may be an innocent inquiry, but most of us are skeptical and suspicious especially in light of certain well-publicized events which took place over the past year.  So, what was your badge number again?

Meanwhile, for the rest of us, absent proof to the contrary I'd take this as confirmation that skepticism and suspicion continue to be justified and necessary for the protection of our providers and ourselves.

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Thanks for the reasoning so obviously based on an appeal to ignorance (i.e., your argument on something is supposedly true because its opposite has not been proven true.). Is having 27 reviews on TER what it takes to be considered legit and not raise any form of suspicion that one is LE? Admittedly, given the circumstances, the question was a bit ill-conceived on my end, but I think just the general common courtesy of simply saying so on your part, without gracing all of us with your faulty deductive reasoning worthy of Inspector Clouseau, would have been enough. And yes, you are being judgmental as to what I prefer, in spite of your prefacing your  statement with "not being judgmental as to what you might prefer" (that's a little akin to the same line of reasoning people use when they say, "not being racist or anything, but..." and then they spout off the n-word thinking they've been absolved of any general appearance of racism). In any event, thanks for the heads up. I'm thinking that before I post another question, I'll either make sure that it's better worded so that I don't sound so ignorant (then again, I am indeed a newbie at this) or that I write 27 reviews after visiting 27 different providers. (The former seems much less expensive and less taxing on my personal life outside this site...).

i wrote a series of field reports on various east side amps before the current problems arose.
however i make no claim as to current situations at any of the parlors reviewed.