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excuse when dating?
hellozona 17 Reviews 877 reads
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what was the best excuse for cancelling a "real date" or "play date". I just cancelled a real date because I am passing kidney stones. 2 stones down and about 4-6 more stones to go by what the xrays showed. Mother humping does this hurt! I know the ladies are gonna say  childbirth. I will be honest, my second gunshot wound hurt less than this!

BretGrey See my TER Reviews 719 reads
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Hmmm.... Have you seen how short my hair is?? My bad.

wlmink1977 15 Reviews 586 reads
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Posted By: hellozona
what was the best excuse for cancelling a "real date" or "play date". I just cancelled a real date because I am passing kidney stones. 2 stones down and about 4-6 more stones to go by what the xrays showed. Mother humping does this hurt! I know the ladies are gonna say  childbirth. I will be honest, my second gunshot wound hurt less than this!

The_Russian_Judge 884 reads
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Cranberry Juice. Oh, and water.

hellozona 17 Reviews 983 reads
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