Had something happen awhile back that I'm not sure is funny, gratifying-- or disgusting..........   I was DATY with a very responsible-- and responsive-- provider, and man, she was really getting into it-- having a VERY intense oragsm-- so intense that she began farting big-time!  At first I thought it was pussy-farts, but it became very clear that her pussy did not (and should not!!) smell like that.  Lucky for me, it wasn't too smelly or obnoxious, and I continued my attention-- and she continued her screaming.  I don't even think she was aware of her transgression!   I didn't mention it to her; I don't know whether to feel good about my talents that I can bring that intensity out, or show up in a scuba mask next time!    Kinda reminds me of that old joke (what do you expect from an old guy!):

A young man shows up at a whorehouse, chooses his girl and when he asks what he wants-- is undecided.  The lady suggests that they indulge in some 69.  While doing so, she rips one off so bad, so rotten, so disgusting that he starts choking for air.   After they finish, she asks him: "Well, how did you like it?"  His response:
"I guess it's ok, but I think I'll pass on the other 68 times!"     Bada bing.....