: Phoenix Discussion : Re: Nice word play, LMFAO....(eom)

ICantQuit 1306 reads

posted 12 years ago

1 / 19

ISO Budget Friendly Provider for day trip to LV and Cirque show

I will be in PHX soon and looking to have a wonderfully pleasant lady to hang out with me on a trip to LV to see a Cirque show (I'm a huge Cirque fan). I'm not a gambler. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs and I'm a fit 53 year old. My primary vice is sexy women and add plenty of DFK, DATY, BJ, Legzz Play, and FBSM.

I'm also an experienced hobbyist (15 yr participant). I post in alias to cut down on pre-judging, stereotyping, pre-conceptions, etc, etc.. I want you your decision to be based more on simply having an enjoyable outing at a fee that suits my needs.

Of course you pay no expenses during the trip but how much are you willing to limit what you allow me to put in your purse for your time?

The itinerary would go something like this:

- Noonish: Leave PHX at approx Noonish and drive to LV; mutual orgasm

- 4:00ish - Midnight-ish: Have dinner; see Cirque show, endless flirting, mutual orgasm.

- 1:AM - 4:AM ish: Drive back to PHX; mutual orgasm.

I look forward to hearing from you!

elitegray See my TER Reviews 1052 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 19

almost sounded perfect...

EXCEPT the drive home at 1/4ish. A lady needs sleep in a proper thread counted bed. If there is a hotel room involved in this... find me.

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Drumsticks 90 Reviews 852 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 19

Having just drove from PHX to LAS last week, I'd love to know the routes you take to make it a...

3 to 4 hour (ish) drive. With a couple of stops en route it's more like 5 to 5 1/2 (ish) hour drive. Plus time for car sex each way? Let us know how this turns out, OK? Have fun!

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AZartguy 85 Reviews 914 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 19

Re: Having just drove from PHX to LAS last week, I'd love to know the routes you take to make it a.

I agree - spring for a room - probably lots more takers... I understand sometime you gotta go with what the schedule permits - but does sound a little grueling (IMHO)...

hope you have fun - enjoy the show - they are almost always great - Beatles LOVE was totally cool!

arizbob 19 Reviews 807 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 19

Spring for a room

That's a good 5 hour drive and it used to be littered with white crosses along the way. Its a road you do not drive after being up all day. I had a buddy go off the road, got a speeding ticket for doing 60 mile an hour over the speed limit. But the speed limit is 60, ya but the speed limit is zero when your sleeping. They were both lucky to live.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 837 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 19

How about I fly out & you pick me up from the airport...

I could never say yes to being in the car that long with a man I have never met there needs to be some kind of chemistry prior to the trip with no sleep. What was the incentive?

Low budget
no hotel
long boring car ride with a perfect stranger

clubjeffe 105 Reviews 754 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 19

HUH?

You might be an experienced hobbyist but you have no clue about that drive! Somebody mentioned about about all the white crosses along the road - there's a reason they're out there. It's more like a 5 to 6 hour drive each way.

Don't be a dumb-ass, spend a few bucks on a room!

'Mutual orgasms'??? Where? In the back seat?

Sounds like you're asking for a 12 hour 'car-date'

GetRealPeople 691 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 19

Lmao, a 16hr low budget car date! Yuck (E)

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ICantQuit 683 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 19

THX for the feedback! The room idea is a good one..

I'm an old school Road Dog! I love road trips and I love to drive it's good way to clear my mind and vibe on some good ridin music.

But you're right......that itinerary may be a bit much for the lady.

Thanks again fellow Mongers!!!!

ICantQuit 810 reads

posted 12 years ago

10 / 19

I made the drive years ago. Also, mapquest says it takes 4 hrs.

It's been some years sinve I made the drive so I dont remember the driving time. But I do remember thinking, wow......that was not too far/long of a drive.

tvlaw 58 Reviews 691 reads

posted 12 years ago

11 / 19

YOLO, Live it up Start Drinking No Car Sex

"YOLO" Get a nice room and pay for the time. Start Drinking! This sounds like a date with the Griswalds. What a car date, get arrested and the Lady has to hire some over priced TVLAW haha.
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ICantQuit 847 reads

posted 12 years ago

12 / 19

LOL...aaahhh you just dont like long car rides....

I'll have to think about that option. Some thoughts that's come to my mind with the fly out arrangment are:

- That same "boring" could be had during dinner and show with a perfect stranger....for the additional expense of the plane ride.

- I have, on several occasions, arranged for ladies to fly out to my business travel locations and it has worked out well. However, as you note, we had a history/chemistry/vibe before crossing into extended stay territory. And the stay was for 2 days at least.

- I could just as easy contract with a lady in LV and execute the dinner, show, and "desert" outing. However, I like the idea of the drive as I'm a road dog anyway. I am considering the need to have the vibe component cause you're right if there is no above average connection between us then it will make for a very long appointment. With that said, I am somewhat of an adventurer so there is a level of excitement that this type of arrangement has for me.

Also, I'm not hard to get along with as I'm drama free and don't take myself too seriously. So, if some breakdown in communication or, personality or, whatever should occur a parting of the ways would need to be executed......

ICantQuit 708 reads

posted 12 years ago

13 / 19

LOL...I have a room in PHX...

My "mutual orgasm" comments were more in jest than reality. I was not planning on pulling over on the side of the road and "hittin it." Some "nookie" before we leave and when we got back would suffice and the lady could sleep as long as she likes in the car on the way back and in my room when we get back to PHX as I do have business to tend to the mid morning after our return.

unlucky2 27 Reviews 720 reads

posted 12 years ago

14 / 19

Re: I made the drive years ago. Also, mapquest says it takes 4 hrs.

I have made that drive 70 to 80 times over the years, and unless your hauling ass at 90 plus don't expect to get there under 5 hours. That is as long as you don't get stuck in the traffic jams at Henderson and Kingman on your way back and don't forget they are always working on that road somewhere. I just came back from there about two months ago and left around noon on Sunday and the traffic was so bad and road work in kingman that it took me 8 hours to get back to Phoenix. Good luck on your turn around trip..........