Phoenix

Re: my bad
haroldbaz 31 Reviews 1532 reads
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This has happened to you, a client stretching your clit?

Someone who just creeped you out?  Or disgusted you?  If so, what happened?

What do you think goober? Ask yourself have you ever stuck your dick in a hole and afterwards said "never again"?

I didn't give a description of a never again episode......if a client thinks my clit is a piece of peach taffy for him to pull on stretch to the moon or chew he's a never see again client

You win hands down the funniest on the board.

Omg Bailey lmassoff!!! Too funny but I 100% agree!
There is a few that I would never see again just out of plain and utter creepiness BUT my number one turn OFF is when they spit in their hand and wipe it on the va-ja-ja it just grosses  me out. I mean spit?? Really?? And its already JUICY lol. I've always wondered if other ladies feel the same or am I just a weird??

This has happened to you, a client stretching your clit?

You taste like peach taffy?

Never been turned down for a second visit I must be tolerable.

1. One guy drowns me in his spit (kissing and daty), an 1hr or 2 with him feels more like work than fun like he has to poke, prod, lick or suck on something every minute or he doesn't feel like he's getting his money worth.

2. Another likes to book 3 or 4 hr appts and he's another example of he has to be doing something to me or have me doing something to him every minute of the session so what break/downtime?

3. Another has a nice demeanor but comes for shorter appts (half hr or 1hr) and after he's dressed he acts like he's not trying to leave by trying to keep the convo going and keeps sitting back down, I have to slightly nudge him out the door & I hate doing that but if I didn't he wouldn't leave.

Here's some solutions for you.....with guy #1 wear a giant bib, guy #2 give him a blow up doll for him to play with while you take a needed time out guy #3 set a giant egg timer with an obnoxious ring


Posted By: TrulyMsMocha
1. One guy drowns me in his spit (kissing and daty), an 1hr or 2 with him feels more like work than fun like he has to poke, prod, lick or suck on something every minute or he doesn't feel like he's getting his money worth.

2. Another likes to book 3 or 4 hr appts and he's another example of he has to be doing something to me or have me doing something to him every minute of the session so what break/downtime?

3. Another has a nice demeanor but comes for shorter appts (half hr or 1hr) and after he's dressed he acts like he's not trying to leave by trying to keep the convo going and keeps sitting back down, I have to slightly nudge him out the door & I hate doing that but if I didn't he wouldn't leave.

to me multiple times, I use flavored sauces and some men get carried away. Now don't know if I want to use my bacon flavored lube

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