I just wanna say Blah, Blah, Blah" to the dramatic threads.
Come on you guys!!
Think of fun stuff to post...
I Loved the boob joke!

I have a favorite joke but some of you may not think it is funny so I will keep it to myself so as not to offend and make another drama post thing.... ACK!!

PLEASE, this is not to get replies and go one on on and on about drama, this is just to say happy (almost) hump day and I wish each of you a wonderful day!

Be nice or don't repond, dammit.
lol

XoXoXo,
C

Hi Cheyenna,

Well I can be nice and enjoy doing so.  Here it is 10:30 and I just pulled a pork butt and brisket out of the smoker after about 14 hours. They are resting in a warmer so I guess I will shredding pork butt about 11:30 tonight. LOL

I sure didn't time that cook very well.


Hope things are going well for you.



Regards,

Bordello

Smelling like BBQ right now. (grin)

Aftershave,  "BBQ Pork". lol
I LOVE PORK.
I went to Carlos O'Briens tonight and had a carnitas chimichanga. The meat was soooo hot I could not eat it. It had long skinny red slivers of some HOT herb in it. I was terribly disappointed.

Happy shredding.
Save me some.

Kisses,
C

Sorry to hear about your disappointing meal, real bummer. I may have liked it as I do like a certain amount of heat.

For a snack I take saltine crackers (unsalted tops) then thin slices of Tillamook extra sharp cheese topped off with a slice or two of jalapeno pepper. Yum.



I also like the salsa they make at "On The Border"  It could be a little hotter but I like the flavor.



I did get my butt shredded, I made this one for a neighbor so I may have to do another one sometime  down the road just for you.



My Best,

Bordello

That's being such a tease telling us you have a favorite joke but not sharing it. Is it the one about the Apache shaman, the Cherokee medicine man, a priest, a rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bar? PM it to me. I'm not easily offended.

Bartender looks up, and sees a very un-attractive lady, carring a little dog comming in the bar.  Bartender yells "Hey, you can't bring that pig in here."  The woman responds,  "That's a dog, you moron."  Bartender sneers back, "I was talking to the dog."

But please! If it bugs ya, ignore it!

Q: WHat is the first symptom of AIDS?

A: A pounding sensation in your ass!

I have always cracked up over that one.

SHIPWRECKED:

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.  Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

That’s a good one Cheyanne.

both of them! I didn't find them offensive at all.