One time I booked an appointment with a provider who had reputable reviews, and had the whole "drive to such and such a corner store, then call me". So I do that, then she gives me shitty final directions which were unclear, from a corner, she has me "cross the street", I ask what does she mean, it is a corner, do I cross the street that goes north-south, or the street that goes east-west, she of course can't provide a simple answer to that question no matter how many times I rephrase the question, so I am finally like fuck it, I will just find it. Of course she wants me to cross the street where there is a median in the way, so I can't cross the street that way at all unless I am to drive literally over a curb, so I cross the street the wrong way from where she wants me to go. Then she says stuff like "go to blah street, and it is the 3rd house on the left". After making a series of U turns, I finally find the street she is talking about, and the street kind of goes diagonally, so you can enter her street from either end, so of course I enter the street from the other end from what she is saying because her directions were terrible, so the 3rd house from the left from my perspective was now the wrong house, and even worse, the wrong house had some other young woman standing outside the house watering the plants or something. At first I thought I was at the right place because there is a woman there waiting outside for me, but then I was thinking wait a minute, I am pretty sure that is not the same woman that was in the ad. So I call the provider back again and tell her just to give me the house number so I can just drive to the house with that number on it, like what a normal person would do. She finally tells me the house number which confirms that I am not even at the correct house. So I was really just about to pay some random woman for sex by mistake because of these shitty directions I was given by this idiot provider. I then arrive at the provider's correct house in under a minute, now the provider refuses to answer the door, I can hear her inside, and she has me standing outside ringing the door bell for 5 minutes wondering what the hell is going on now. Eventually she texts me to tell me that she now believes I am a cop because I didn't drive there fast enough, and so she refuses to see me now. I got pretty pissed off that she now accuses me of being a cop after she had me driving all around wasting my time, I am now thinking that she is a retard or something. (with no disrespect to the legitimately mentally challenged). So now you know, I have been unfairly labeled as a fake cop by a directionally challenged provider. It is nice to hear that my fellow providers are also being appointed with other fake careers too, like you being appointed as a fake thief. To tell you the truth, I would have rather been unfairly labeled as a fake thief than a fake cop, because providers refuse to see cops, so who the hell would want to be a fake cop anyway? Be happy that at least you are the fake thief. But I digress, my real ambition was to be a fake pizza delivery guy, with a fake mustache.
