Phoenix
We are a married couple, met while we were both swingers...
While my wife may be "easy" - I am not 
---so please keep reading & maybe we can give you an experience of a lifetime!!! ---
She is incredibly HOTT, 27 years old, stands 5'4" tall. This bi-crazy Mulatto is 100% all natural, fit and sexy. Her perfect face is framed with curly long dark brown hair and brown eyes. Sporting a few tattoos and piercings, her skin is velvety soft as she's impeccably well groomed. She is DDF and a non-smoker and owner of an advanced degree and just loves knowing she played a part in fulfilling your fantasies.
I am her hubby, 33 years old, fit, athletic, well educated, 5'9" tall and 170 lbs.
YOU MUST WINE AND DINE US FIRST
We like to make a connection, she LOVES to tease and flirt. If we are all agreeable and having fun - spending some private time exploring some creative adventures to be remembered may be up your alley!
We are open to meeting people of all ages, races & most sizes. You must be prepared to entertain for a full evening & able to make a considerable donation which we can discuss on the phone.
Please reply with your phone number, pics & 1-2 provider references.
We look forward to making your fantasies come true
xxoo
Alex & Christine
Don't be shy - Check Out Our Reviews
-- Modified on 3/6/2009 1:45:47 PM
Gents, Thank you so much for your responses. Some of you have made some good points, We'd like to address them.
First, we are a little new as providers, we started because we saw some very interesting correlations between swinging and the hobby and we felt that we might be able to cater to a special niche within the hobby community - so we thought we'd give it a shot.
If you have no interest in enjoying the company of a hot sexy young married couple - then you are not in the niche we cater to, please respect that by trying not to coerce or badger us into becoming something we are not.
BIGDEEP: It has never been our intention to make it sound like all we are looking for are few really expensive dinners. To demonstrate this (based on your feedback) we are looking into making some adjustments. First we are considering adding a free introduction (up to 30 minutes) where we would meet for a drink or coffee. It would be at this meeting we would determine whether or not we move forward with the rest of our evening. If we choose not to continue forward - we will pay our fair share of the tab. We can easily afford our own drinks.
If we choose to move forward, we ask that our clients plan about 60-90 minutes of social time, preferably to include some food and drinks.
We are open to constructive feedback - do you gents think this will ease your concerns? We know for a fact that you will not get such liberties with most other providers.
Eric05: LOL... No, Christine does NOT need to be intoxicated - we are however shooting to set a "mood" and for us, the connection and anticipation built over some social time is critically important to the overall experience. Christine is a flirt, giving her this time lets her do just that. Tempt, tease and build the anticipation. She loves to show off - and I love watching her make you hot.
Jbage007: In our nearly 20 years combined experience in the swinger lifestyle, I think you've over-simplified things. But rather than try to educate you, let me just ask this; you have clearly been hobbying for some time now (28 reviews). If swinging were so easy - why do you choose to hobby instead? (I'm just wondering out loud).
Gentlemen. I (Alex) really detest being referred to as a "pimp". We consider that language foul and un-refined. If you really took the time to understand what we offer, you would have to agree, "pimp" is not even accurate. We are your special "Friends with Benefits" - we enjoy servicing our clients together (albeit in different ways).
One more thing about dinner: We've never dictated that it had to be a 5-star establishment - Instead we are willing to let our clients suggest several options within their budget that offer us the ability to have social time with you. If we made it sound this way from our copy, we welcome suggestions on how we could tone that down.
Lastly, just as you can go to McDonalds for something to eat, you can also go to Carl's Jr. or Applebee's - though they each fill a need to satiate hunger, the process and experience is different. At McD's you drive up, speak to someone who can barely speak English and in about 2 minutes your food is thrust upon you in a paper bag - there is nothing wrong with this, but we are not Micky D's. We are more like the Four Seasons. (As far as process and presentation are concerned).
There are plenty of street hookers you can call to "scratch your itch" - however, we are nothing like them - we are very different. When you are truly ready to treat yourself to a once-in-a-lifetime experience, (as per our reviews), Christine and Alex are who you should call.
Rather than complaining that you can't afford the Four Seasons - you just go elsewhere, right?
If you haven't figured out by now, we are NOT high volume providers (never will be - that's just not us).
Jeffery, Sexman69 and Drumstick - Thank you for being so complimentary. You are true gents.
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For those still wondering...
Why would we go from swinging to becoming providers?
From our extensive experience, we realized that though there are plenty of hot swinger couples - most chose to socialize exclusively with single females or other equally hot couples. While we were among that crowd - the snobby attitudes made us sick. We grew tired of the bullshit and all the fake crap and realized, in many cases, most couples were merely "tourists" and "sightseers".
In the swinger lifestyle we are pretty unique - very few of the exceptionally hot couples ever socialized with solo guys as we did. But, we also noticed something else, most solo males who are swingers are very accustomed to the process of dinner / drinks - we liked this, but, we noticed few were exceptional "gentlemen" who could really show their appreciation. (Such as pick up the tab.)
We had been hearing that such gentlemen existed, and many of them were hobbyists. Thus, our decision to become "providers". (we won't lie, the little extra cash is nice), but it's not our only motive - we sincerely enjoy what we do too and we want to share that with gentlemen who are ready to invest in a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
So, bottom line - we do not swing anymore, we are now providers, we are here to meet excellent appreciative gentlemen (or couples) who are not shy about our process or our fees.
If you have further questions, suggestions or constructive critique - feel free to PM us, we don't bite hard
xxoo
Christine & Alex
Sexy Married Couple for Exotic Adventures
Mobius8,
Lets review your points more closely.
1) "Most guys don't like another dude around" - once again, we are not catering to the "masses" (McDonald's mentality) so, "most guys" is not an issue for us. But we still see some flaws in your logic:
a) You admitted to being pretty "vanilla" so your experience is not the clearest indicator of reality. right?
b) Men by societal standards are still much more closeted - even when it comes to admitting to enjoying a straight MFM 3 sum - We know this from REAL experience, there are 30-50 guys hoping for a chance with a young, hot sexy couple (like us). Further, look at the porn shelves, many of you men love MFM 3sums and gang-bangs. If you guys are really so uptight as Mobius8 suggests - then why is this true?
2) Yes, we do ask for a significant block of time. Consider scaling Mount Everest. You just don't wake up and scale Everest over lunch. It is something you work up to, an experience demanding many weeks of training, and a significant investment. Once completed, having scaled Everest is a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment, (Yet many have done it multiples of times).
WHY? Because there is only 1 Everest! The only thing we have in common with other providers is that we all satisfy a "need" – but in our case that need is for not only quality, but really high quality, in fact the highest – to the point that you will feel you have had a “once in a lifetime experience” (although that may be a bit misleading as every one of our Hobbyist friends have asked to see us again so only the first time really qualifies as being “once” in a lifetime). 
3) "The kind of screening we do" - I'm sorry Mobius8, but since we are not your cup of tea, you've never been screened by us so how would you really know? To date, we have NEVER rejected anyone. Besides, when the Four Seasons doesn't want your business, they don't have to say so, they simply state that they are overbooked - so you would never "feel" rejected.
4) We are not looking for high appointment rates - we aim to be very, very, very exclusive. (Please stop commoditizing this down to the level of McDonald's - we are NOTHING of the sorts). Don't you think "dooming us to failure" in a public forum is a little distasteful especially when based on such inaccurate and personally skewed information?
5) "Solo males hiring an escort to attend functions as a couple" - Nice try. Alex has been swinging since he was 19 and I since the age of 21, in all our years, we have never seen this actually work. LOL... A friend told us the hobby community was pretty clueless about swinging - I believe them now. Don't underestimate the extensive "socialization" investment that you will make getting to know other couples - not just an hour, but entire evenings, over many, many evenings.
Typically open swinging happens between friends - not strangers. Let me just say, if you really think that will work - give it a try. Please report back with your results, odds are you will be the wall flower while your hired date plays with other ladies. If you do see any action, it would not be with a couple comparable to our quality.
Mobius8, When you state that "i didnt see anything going on that i couldnt duplicate for the right amount of valuta." Thank you for proving our point. A 3-4 hour dinner date with Alex and I for the rather modest sum of $900 is an incredible value that would far exceed the headaches of trying to orchestrate such a thing to happen at a swing club on your own.
Heres the math: 4 hours / 900 = $225 per hour. Look at it this way, I've been told that I alone am easily a $400 per hour escort. You get Alex for free (and let's be honest, without him I'm just another girl offering the same-old GFE, but with him, I have a unique twist, something different, a little taboo and with many more options beyond what your single lady can offer).
You are right Mobius8. Our target audience is more the novelty, it is more astute, it is comfortable with 3 sums and is ready to invest in once-in-a-lifetime experiences. Our market is thrill seekers, men and couples who want the finest experiences with the highest quality people. We are open to travelers and we are also willing to travel to meet our select clientèle.
Please do not misunderstand us - we are not know-it-alls (but we are not stupid either). We are really trying to be open to constructive critique and meaningful suggestions.
xxoo
Christine & Alex
Your Hot Horny Couple
Mr. jbage007,
Please accept my apologies if you felt I was attacking you in any way by questioning why you choose to hobby as opposed to swinging.
I did not mean for you to get defensive and to attack us.
As for our reviews. We tend to attract a very intelligent, well spoken and educated type of clientele. Many of whom have never posted a single review but have as extensive a hobbying resume.
We anticipated that some people might suspect they were authored by the same individual. As I am sure you know, TER guidelines prohibit the creation of fake or false reviews and have safeguards to detect this type of activity (and of course there may be methods to defeat such systems).
In the end, there is no way for us to prove that our reviews are in fact legitimate and we end up in deadlock - in the short term you can be satisfied knowing that you have created sufficient suspicion since there is no feasible way for us to provide verification otherwise.
We are instead delighted that in the short time we have been providers (and the limited number of appointments with several gents and couples) that we have already been bestowed with 2 very well done reviews (Many thanks to those who have seen us already).
We are very encouraged by the amount of interest being demonstrated to us by select gents and couples.
Further, you have also made it clear that you are not really in our intended target market. But thank you for your so generous offer. :*
[LURKERS PLEASE NOTE: we could do this all day, hobbiest after hobbiest - We understand that MOST of you are not in our target for a MFM adventure. Further, we suspect that those of you who are in our target market might in fact choose to remain silent to remain UTR. We respect that of you.]
May we suggest that we keep our posts to thoughtful, constructive suggestions that help as opposed to hinder. Give us the opportunity to find our market. Besides, whats the worse that happens - we choose to give up and go back to swinging. right?
Much appreciated.
xxoo
Christine & Alex
MFM 3sum Fantasy Exploration Specialists
Thank you to Jeffery, Chyenna, Drumsticks, CiaraPhx, Sexman69 and VelvetRose for your support and/or coming to our defense - we really appreciate you for helping provide a balance to our cynics.
Thank you to those of you who have taken the time to call us, advise us and to cheer us on to prove the naysayers wrong. You inspire us.
Fortunately, Alex and I are pretty thick skinned and we are trying to learn from this so we can allow it to make us better people as well as better providers.
Again - thank you all for your support.
xxoo
Christine & Alex
Exotic Adventures for Three or More
you get a bovine into outer space ill drop 9 small on watching it jump.
one would be a lifetime event worth every penny.
the other i do two or three times a week then go to sleep.its not quite the same thing at all.
i didnt have a gripe, i also dont really care since they are in the outlying edges of the hobby with the bdsm and fetish crowd; i don't call those providers either.
when they implied swinging is somehow more sacrosanct than just getting laid, for less money, but more hassle than the hobby they demanded response.
they are denigrating the very people they hope to become providers for, that seems counter-intuitive to me but what do i know. the controversy is probably driving traffic their way anyhow.
the thread has me thinking about dropping for another vip so i can read that second review for myself though so even ter is making cash lol.
so let me know when you talk Russia into launching Bessie on a Soyuz-7
say while we're brawling know any good travel boards? i havent found a decent one since vip shut down last year.
im thinking my next trip may be to Belize and this is kind of off the wall but believe it or not but i hear the Mariana's are hopping right now.
ps you want to champion this idea those two have then you should be booking an appointment, paying your cash, writing a review and letting everyone know if or if not it was a good time and worth the coin.
jumping me just doesnt do much other than feed my boredom on my day off before i start playing City of Heros. As well as up my post count as a side benefit.
-- Modified on 3/10/2009 10:39:08 AM
Proman,
So you must also think that shopping at Neiman Marcus is ridiculous and that no clear thinking person would ever pay $300,000 for a 2009 Bentley Azure.
You probably only see 6's and7's for under $200 an hour - dude, that must suck!
Anyone with a brain can see that you're not expressing an opinion of clear thinking people - just opinions of people with lower means.
An evening with Christine & Alex is actually a CLEAR VALUE to anyone with the means and ability to think clearly.
Quote from earlier post...
Heres the math: 4 hours / 900 = $225 per hour. Look at it this way, I've been told that I alone am easily a $400 per hour escort. You get Alex for free (and let's be honest, without him I'm just another girl offering the same-old GFE, but with him, I have a unique twist, something different, a little taboo and with many more options beyond what your single lady can offer).
but hey Proman - thanks for shopping.
xxoo
Christine & Alex
Erotic Encounters for 3 or More
btw - this is what Alex sleeps with every night. hehe.
Hey, Thanks again for your "opinion".
However, your opinion is not to be mistaken as "reality".
Many providers we spoke to before jumping into this indeed validated that "some" clients have asked for a 2nd male to join.
Truth is, some hobbyists are even bi. Some also see TS or TV providers (scroll up to the left).
We already knew our clientele was not a "majority" - but as we get out there, we are being surprised, its not as few as you paint it out to be.
With statements so off-base as your own - I don't need to hurl insults.
But thanks anyway for playing
xxoo
Christine & Alex
Banana Cream Pie Anyone?
PS: as for searching reviews - Many of those we appeal to do not post reviews because of the fact they are sharing company with another man and don't want to put it out there for others (homophobes) to label them.
-- Modified on 3/11/2009 1:24:16 PM