Your crack reporter has been working hard to follow up his last week's scoop, wherein he revealed that Mya Mayes' got new "twins".  Now it turns out that that report was only 66.667% correct!  

The photo below has not been seen anywhere before, and reveals the shocking truth:  THE TWINS ARE TRIPLETS!

In a related story, your trusty crack reporter has been getting a TON of requests to reveal his true identity.  Not wishing to keep the reading public waiting, we have decided to fulfill that request.  Just click the link at the bottom of this page for a picture revealing what the Roving Reporter looks like!

Remember, whenever news happens, your Roving Reporter will be there to sniff it out and print it (whether the subjects want me to or not!)