Dateline...Phoenix, Arizona      January 23, 2008

Well it certainly seems this is the month for Parties here in our little community of Poon Valley....

I have just concluded a interview with Cory and Carey the proud owners of Le Girls West...and they have asked me to report that all members of TER are invited to join them on Saturday night January 26 for their First Anniversary Party....

Cory when interviewed said..." i cannot believe it has already been a year since we bought the club (formerly the Penthouse Club)..and both Cory and Carey expressed their appreciation for the large group of Poon Valley Residents who frequent their club ...

Le Girls West located at the I-17 and McDowell has become a favorite watering hole for many and no wonder with all the beautiful dancers they have on hand....

Creating a "circus" atmosphere for their Anniversary Party Cory further stated..."you never know what we might have in store for you next, so you don't want to miss out on this fabulous night"...

Le Girls address is 1902 N Black Canyon Highway and is located in Phoenix, Arizona...

It is rumored that Mayor Modprod and the entire Poon Valley City Council will be in attandance and that the good Mayor has secured the VIP party deck for the Poon Valley Faithful that can make the party....This reporter is positive that Capt. Dick will also probably have a grand time the night of the party....I think the dancers can't wait to get their hands on Capt Dick and the Mayor and crew....

Stand by as this Reporter will report back on all the festivities in the next edition of the Poon Valley Press....

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BCN heard there was something in the works, but everytime our representatives went into that establishment.....

They got way-laid by the bouncing boobies.

And no, BCN is not going to pay their expense reports.

Congrat's on the scoop.

BCN

Any recommended time to arrive for this event??? You cab PM' me if you'd like

The mayor regrets he will not be able to attend this evenings function. He will be honoring his commitment the Oragasgami Association, a group dedicated to the fine art folding $100 bills into ornamental shapes.... then giving them to woman!

This is the first time that I have heard of "The Oragasgami Association". Did this Association have its origins among samauri visiting the Yoshiwara district of Edo?

I also sometimes fold $100 bills into ornanmental shapes.