I had a friend recently that went on and on about her sexual prowess.  She strongly suggested that any time spent with her would be explosively orgasmic.  So, I called her bluff.  

It was, in a word, so-so.  Not bad, and any sex is welcome in my book, but yeah, no.  I think she'd been told time and again how wonderfully skilled she was.  For example, I also told her that.  What can I say?  I'm tactful.

But if it weren't for engaging in this hobby, I may very well have thought that slightly gyrating your hips and entirely dry fellatio was mind-blowing.  Instead, thanks to engaging in this hobby, I do know what a fantastic, truly mind-blowing time with a woman CAN be like.  So I was left wanting.

I mean, I'll do it again if she invites me.  I'm not an idiot.