Ok I saw this client tonight and when I was on the way over he said that he wanted to take a quick shower...so I thought good he has good hygeine...WRONG! I got there and his house was clean it just had this foul odor of a cross between urine and sweat. He smelled so bad and reeked of B.O. His breath was even worse I literally almost gagged!! So I went down on him BBBJ ofcourse ...there is no way I could have done anything else...yuck what a NASTY experience. So, my question is...how do I politely tell someone to clean up and put on deodorant without being rude or direct about it? Any ideas...?? I am going to go wash off now I feel so nasty!

I would suggest yall taking a shower together.Or i have sanitary wipes handy that I can "clean a guy up with"if needed.Thank god I never had this problem but if I did these are helpful suggestions.happy providing!!!Dallas

I don't want to hurt the guy's feelings. He was a really nice guy he just had really bad hygeine. Should I suggest we take a shower together and then wash him myself? I really don't want this to happen again!!

yes thanks that is what I will do from now on...so what kind of wipes? Baby wipes or the wet ones anti-bacterial ones? Just curious let me know. I also carry hand sanitizer for my hands. Thanks for the advice I hope you never have to run into a situation like this. I figured if a guy is generous and has money that he will have good hygeine. He lived in a 5 bedroom house on an acre of land but doesn't know how to clean himself.

tell him to shower then you have to cough it up and endure the session. You are going to run into situations like this again, it just goes with the territory.  I have talked to many of the providers regarding meeting anyone who is grotesque, ultra obsese etc, etc, etc.  And the majority have said well if he is not an a$$hole, they just endure.  Some girls who use an incall will in a sexy way lure them to the shower and ask them to shower with her.

Yes I understand this...however the guy told me on the phone he wanted to take a quick shower before I arrived. So, I am going to ask him to take a shower after he already told me he took one? The grossest thing was he kept running his hands in his armpits and then grabbing my boobs when I got home I jumped in the shower and washed like I have never washed before! Weight does not bother me as I am a big girl!! The two things that bother me the most are going to a place filled with smoke because I come out of there reeking or someone with bad hygeine. I like the wipes idea and next time I will give him some gum or a breath mint because his breath made me want to gag. i was just upset because I have been so horny lately and wanting a good session and then this happens...man I need to have an orgasm!!

I seriously doubt that this dude, if he was as grossly lacking in hygien as you say he was, its not likely that this is going to be cured with a handy wipe to be sure. Yikes, walk out or demand that he take that shower that he lied to you about. lol

I am not going to walk out on a guy because of that. I genuinely care and this guy seemed really lonely. He was nice he just was hygenically challenged. Sanitizer wipes was a suggestion from another provider and I think it is a great suggestion and yes it won't cure all but it will help. I am sorry that you would just walk out on someone like that...I wouldn't!!

The BO is a problem for sure. I always shower upon arrival at her incall and it leaves no doubt of being clean. I also brush teeth on the way over as well. I am however on medication (eye drops) that after putting in my eyes I can taste it and can be confused as bad breath. Again I can recognize this and try and refrain adding drops too close to an appointment and again always brush but some things can't be avoided. Just a thought.

oh trust me these were not eye drops or anything of the sort, that I could understand. Do you have big swollen gums and plaque just caked on your teeth? I doubt it...there was no misunderstanding this. This was not a medical condition the guy just had horrible hygeine!!

Hobbyist do it, I recently walk away from a session with a provider that posted false pictures on a site. I should have charged her for wasting my time and you should do the same.

Wow she had fake pics!! Of all the nerve. I bet that irritated you! Did she have reviews? That is horrible!! I guess I just feel differently because I am on the other end and I really didn't want to hurt this guy's feelings he said he would be calling me again....arrruuughghhh I am dreading this!!

I hope this never happens to you again....I use vagasil femine wipes (I have a bowel full in my bathroom).Once on an appointment in Houston,Tx I set a washbowel of warm soapy water on a bedstand  and we washed eacth other as a sexy prelude to future oral fun.That was a real turn on for both of us!I also have various "men's toiletries"handy in the bathroom for clients to use.Like I said in earlier posts,since I came to Arizona I have had nothing but good luck with the clientele I get to entertain!Stay safe and happy entertaining!!!!!!!Dallas

Another suggestion:When I travel & entertain clients in a hotel I put a tray in the bathroom full of men's toiletries(hotel soap,mouthwash,toothpaste,mens cologne,axe mens deoderants,baby powder,mints,etc.)Hope this helps.


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Thanks dallas...I don't do incall but I do bring a bag I guess I should have a bag of mens toiletries. I am sure you meant a bowl full and not a bowel full...lol it is funny how if you just change one letter it changes the whole thing! Good luck to you in all your future endeavors! I like meeting all you other ladies I think all of us should get together once in awhile and have a ladies night out it would be fun!

so do you not see people who smoke,or just not people who smoke in there home(or location)even if their hygene may by up to your standards?I dont know about everyone but if i was repulsed by anyone(paid for my time or paying for time)i would not lower my gut level values and just continue.i would try to just end the meeting in a couth manner.aka my aunt flow just flew in or i dont think we will click.