The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, Paul paid Heather $49 million. Now, assuming he got one hour of sex every night (which DID NOT have happened), the sex ended up costing him $26,849 per session.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's average looking--though rather pricey—hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 an hour for almost anything!

If Paul McCartney had 'employed' Kristen one hour a night for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million--a saving of $41.7 million!

Other benefits that stim from the employment of an escort are: no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'honey do' lists. But, best of all, she will leave when you're done, and she comes back when you ask her. All this for 1/7th the cost.

Is it any wonder, that most married women have an adamant, steadfast aversion to legalizing prostitution?

PEACE AND PROSPERITY,

Sheika Fatima
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You get to keep falling in love as many times as you like, sometimes with different women, sometimes with the same one over and over. Last Saturday, I fell in love with Ciara for the first time, and she fell in love with me. That's just how it works in my little fantasy world. Whether she did or not, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.