Do you have one?  An experience with an idiot?  Not necessarily in a bad way, I'm thinking more along the lines of a funny experience.

Here's mine:  I was new to all this and very inexperienced as far as doing research on finding a legit provider who was real and safe.  I saw an ad on BP of a pretty young thing and called her.  She sounded very nice on the phone and I drove to her place for a date.  3 call system but with every call she kept asking me if I was a cop.  I kept reassuring her that I was not.  The last call she seemed hesitant whether to see me but she finally gave me her apt #.   I knocked and she opened the door and it was the girl in the pics!  Woo hoo

She looked me up and down and asked again if i was a cop.  I said No!  So we went to her bedroom and got comfy and well, she provided.   After we were done and I had just pulled up my pants I looked at her with a very serious look and said, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this but i'm a police officer and I have to arrest you now."   She was sitting on the bed and looked at me and then broke into tears.  I quickly said, "I'm NOT a cop.  I was just joking.  Calm down!"

Yes, she actually thought I was a cop AFTER we had sex.  Like a real cop would have sex for an hour and then arrest someone.   So I have to classify her as a dumb provider, though she was a very sweet girl.

Hope yaal don't think I was a jerk for joking like that but sometimes in life when you run into very serious people it's very hard to resist the impulse to mess around a bit.  At least for me.  

Anyway, I'd like to hear your stories if you have one.

It is not unheard of of cops following through with providers then arresting him. I have read several news articles online and in several provider only websites of cops getting "serviced" then busting the provider.
But I do find her asking you "Are you a cop?" to be unprofessional. Did she not screen you??

PS: If you call a provider and she does not even bother screening you just politely end the conversation.

I've heard those stories, too. Those cops usually find themselves in a disciplinary mess--especially if they used tax payer funds to pay--and the DA might be inclined to drop the charges against the girl. Not a professional way of conducting a vice investigation.

Or did you just think that was funny?  I would say most gents are just extremely nervous, and excited to say the least!  To calm them down I have a few sweet delights that put a man at ease with a quickness...

This is sort of a crazy story.  

Happened about three years ago during spring break.  House was empty due to vacation and I was going to Tucson to compete in a bicycle race.  Had everything planned out.  I had driven down and back for the first stage of the race, then was going to get a hotel for the second and third stages.  Had a provider lined up for a massage and relaxation in Tucson.  At the end of the 63 mile race I got tangled up in a crash and broke my collar bone and completely bruised my right side.  I was alone down there and had to coax the hospital staff not to give me morphine because I had to drive myself home.  They told me to take a bus or cab but after they determined I didn't have a head injury, I snuck out and drove home anyway.  

I was pretty down and needed some pain meds, booze, food and little fun.  So, I called a couple of providers and asked if they would help me get in the shower.  I couldn't do it myself!  I found "K" who was obviously brand new, but very sweet and had a delicious body.  I broke out the wine and soon we were both loaded.  I think I might have been her client #1 cause she said "I'm just gonna do this" and did an awesome lap dance/pole dance, and we went to town.  No surprise, she did most of the work, but I could still perform even completely battered!  Afterwards, she wanted to go, but I could tell she was still pretty tipsy.  I coaxed her to stay just to avoid a dui.  We watched a movie and had a really fun time.  I saw her one more time about a month later, but I could tell the work was not suiting her and her number went inactive.  

We both did dumb things that night.  I invited a brand new girl over while impaired.  She let herself become impaired with a stranger.  I guess we both got lucky that night, twice.

Exactly Tufu the ones that I have read that actually get "serviced" the charges are usually dropped.

Years ago, before ter, and internet useage for checking things out first...hobbying was a different world. I had set up an appointment with a provider...and she pulled that on me. I put down the donation, and she says, " You are under arrest". I about shit my pants..I was young. She thought it was so fuckn funny....She did not think it was so funny when I picked up the donation, and walked out the door...

Krista, you've probably seen these incidents of police mixing pleasure with business: http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/How-far-is-too-far-for-vice-cops-patrolling-1237076.php
http://dcist.com/2011/02/massage_parlors.php

joking about LE either way is not funny on either side  its kinda likeing joking you have a bomb  when boarding a plane they do not take that lightly

@Madame P-  I agree, it wasn't really cool what I did but I was ignorant and ass-umed that LE would never have sex with a provider before busting her.  Now I realize there are some very unprofessional cops out there who would.   No, she never laughed but she wasn't really angry at me as she called me the next week asking if Id be interested in seeing her again.   I did see her again and brought it up and still no smile!  But after our second session was finished I asked her if SHE was a cop and then she laughed.  lol

There was no screening done.  I was new at this as was she so I guess we both took a risk and luckily it worked out ok.

@spyguy- yes, if someone pulled that in the beginning of a session- not funny!

the people with real bombs at the airport don't joke about them...

the world without a sense of humour... in my case a warped sense of humour.. is a dull world indeed.. we have become so politically correct in recent years that it's difficult to say anything without upsetting someone...  In my case the phrase "have a nice day" generally gets the sotto voce reply "don't tell what kinda fucking day to have".. it's so ubiquitous, i consider it the epitome of insincere condecention..

in the case of the provider telling me "you're under arrest", after the pulse rate reduced to a mere two times normal and we cleaned up the mess i'd make on the floor, it would be time to move the party to the shower to continue the clean up and some good clean fun...

lighten up out there folkes....

Not related to this at all, but reminded me of a time that I almost got in real trouble at an airport.  A business colleague and I were sitting in an airport waiting for our plane, talking about updates to the BOM that we had.  We were overheard by somebody else and questioned by security.  Turns out we were talking about a Bill Of Materials, commonly referred to as a B.O.M.  Nothing came of it, but I was always more careful after that.

*shakes head while smiling coyly*

I give a hell of a massage and once started a session by massaging a provider on our third visit. She welcomed the massage and was exhausted from a long late nite session the night before as she didn't get much sleep afterward. She fell into a very deep sleep a half hour into the massage. I didn't have the heart to wake her so I turned out her lights, got dressed, left the fee and locked the door behind me.  She was lucky I wasn't the type to take advantage of her!

Wow, that sure must be a hell of a massage. I hope you've seen her again and that she remembered and appreciated your thoughtfulness, making up for it in the next visit. I relaxed a client so much during a late night, 3 hr sensory deprivation session that he briefly fell asleep, but considering the circumstances (E-Stim to Dark Sanctuary and leather sleep sack) we merely had a chuckle over it once I took him out of the bondage.