A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.

'Hi....My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I enjoy most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B. J. Titsenbeer'.

Remember; don’t sweat the petty things.

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ha ha ha   CUTE one!!!

I'm laughing, but shame on him... so wrong..Lol!


"CAN I SEE JUST ONE?

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" "

-- Modified on 4/29/2008 9:03:01 AM