A friend sent me this and it is so true (sad to say)  

Remember:
Senior  Citizens Are Valuable

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have silver in our hair.
We have  gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.  
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas


Chuckle for the day.  
Happy New Year Everyone!!! (Young and old)