Recently, a man came into the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your mistress find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis and that it is now broke.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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I would think that number 3 would be the worse, don't you think?

Puss och Kram
Swedish Anna