So now I'm praying for next time
To hurry and arrive!
Cause if I gotta spend another minute waiting for you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'm going to break my promise and forget my vows
But god only knows I am going to beat off right now!
I'm praying for the next time
So I can put my bone in you!!

Bob, you are a positive contributer to this board and I appreciate you input when you chime in but I just gotta say... when it comes to poetry, please don't quit your day job

....thanks, i needed a chuckle this morning....

I think estrogen has taken over your body, at least you said "bone"  Go watch some raunchy porn or something lol

That was "our song" for my first wife & I. While dating we pretty much lived out the first part of the song. Apparently only the 2 of us were surprised when our marriage followed the last part, lol. I've learned to pay more attention to foreshadowing in quality literature.

the same mistake twice. LOL

Oh no, I've always prided myself on learning from my mistakes. The next two were each uniquely different mistakes. Much better theme songs, too.