1. toss my salad  

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

2. TOSS MY SALAD  
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan Jun 25, 2004 email it
3. Toss my salad  
As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.



-- Modified on 9/16/2007 9:40:48 AM

Yeah on Manae!

And tossing a salad in this realm is squatting over a girls face while she takes care of your balls and whatever else she can reach.  The other side is the lady squatting over your face is called queening.