A friend sent me this and I thought it was cute so I would share.  Tell me if you agree with the comparisons.  



HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :

- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
- Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
- Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
- Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
- Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
- Rinse conditioner off hair.
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
- Spray mold spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
- Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom.  If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
- Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
- Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
- Pee.
- Rinse off and get out of shower.
- Partially dry off.
- Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Admire wiener size in mirror again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
 
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and....woo woo!!!

Here is the video to show you the difference.

I could do with a little woo woo comin' my way!  Thanks for the laugh...

XOXO,
Sam