Couldn't resist this one either.  No offense to our blonde lady-friends, but you've gotta feel for this guy!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo?!?!......It's been a year! (I told him.)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....He didn't call back!  Guess I won that stupid argument!!