This reminds me of when I was a traveling dancer and was working at a club in Chicago right before Thanksgiving. The guys were talking about some famous "Turkey Testical Festival" which happened once a year in some small town outside the city. From what I heard, they were the size of peas and quite tasty, but since I am a vegetarian, I guess that is one delicacy that I will never know! LOL
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