Hey Keeno,

According to Occularblues, we played the game wrong so we declare a DO-OVER in naked twister championship.  How about a re-match with Taylor as judge?

XOXO,
Kara of Club TLC

I'll volunteer for co-judge.

Well, Kara, I've been waiting to hear from you. Now Occular is a good friend, and so with his Pretzel Logic, if he says we need to play by different rules, so be it. As for Taylor being judge, she just has to promise to keep her eyes open this time. Let's not let this DO-OVER get too OVER-DUE. You best practice your yoga. Because if I win this one, we'll know who the prize is -- or are. And then we'll have to do battle of a different kind. And that will be quite a struggle. And of course, Occular, you need to be there to document all.

And Danny can spin the wheel when he gets back from Vegas.

Kara

When and where and what time.  by the way, where is my goodbye hug?

Tough call here. Keeno has the flexability and moves but Kara has that competative determination. Me thinks Occular is claiming foul here just so that he can watch Kara do this again in the buff. Well hell, we would ALL vote for that. For me, I would rather play a round of Blind Man's Blow Job. Put a blindfold over my eyes - let the TLC ladies have at me - and see if I can guess who is who by their technique. Of course, I can never lose in this game even if identify the ladies incorrectly everytime.  LOL

I promise to keep my eyes open and play fair this time!! As for the prize...

I would be happy to document the event.
I would stay very close to Taylor to keep an eye on her and keep an even closer eye on Kara (maybe two eyes).
Keeno my friend I have confidence in your ability to respresent the men because you da man.
I've heard you studied the ancient art of Yogasutra a delicate balance between Yoga and the Kamma Sutra.

but I am and DID!!!

After all, isn't getting Nekkid the MAIN rule for Naked Twister?  No fair wearing thongs.

BTW, I found the rules for Twister, and no tackling ain't among them!  No rule against tickling either.

....KARA!!
And, if she wins, I challenge her to some Twister afterward.
We deadlocked in our chess match, but The King sure enjoyed The Queen, and ohhhh, how I love Those Bishops!!

I had to let you win the first game......the second game I WILL be naked so we will be equally distracted......game on  : )          Kara

-- Modified on 9/17/2004 10:03:46 AM

by quixotic-jon getting nekkid........Anyways.....we may have to do a "best out of three" to determine an actual winner.  LOL

I am playing to win in twister so then we can have a private chess match.  The bishops will be ready!!!!!  And I intend to take the king again!!!!

XOXO,
Kara of Club TLC

The spinner can call out things like LEFT HAND / KARA's RIGHT BOOB.      LOL...

With chess really being your preferred game, you and Kara should probably go over to the Phoenician sometime and check out their life-size chess board out by the tee-off area of their golf course.  Energetic andd creative spirits like you two shouldn't have any problems figuring out the possibilities from there.

The Official Twister Rules link I provided gets constantly redirected to something about German mathematics.  What's with that????   So.... I'm posting the text version.

Which, BTW, there is NOTHING in the rules about using Kara's boobs as a place to put your hand.  Waaaaay too distracting.  Not fair, Kara.  Not fair at all.  

AND you MUST take your shoes off.  Using Stilletos as a weapon is completely off limits...lol

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Official Twister Rules
So here goes, straight from the the good people at Milton Bradley.
Setting up the Game
Spread the mat faceup on a flat surface, indoors or outdoors.
Players take off their shoes and set them aside. If you're playing outdoors, you may want to anchor the mat corners with your shoes.
Designate an extra person as the referee. The referee is not considered a player; during the game, the referee will spin the spinner, call out the moves, and monitor the game play.
Position yourselves on the mat according to the number of players, as explained below.
For a 2-player game: Players face each other from opposite ends of the mat, near the word Twister. Place one foot on the yellow circle and the other foot on the blue circle closest to your end of the mat. Your opponent does the same on his or her end.
For a 3-player game: Two players face each other on opposite ends of the mat, near the word Twister. Each player places one foot on the yellow circle and the other foot on the blue circle closest to his or her end of the mat. The third player faces the center from the red-circle side of the mat, placing one foot each on the two middle red circles.

How to Play
The referee spins the spinner, then calls out the body part and the color that the arrow points to. For example, the referee may call out: "Right hand, red." All players, at the same time, must then try to follow the referee's directions as explained below.

Each player must try to place the called-out body part on a vacant circle of the called-out color. For [example, if the referee calls out "Right hand, red," each player must try to place a right hand on any vacant red circle.
If your called-out hand or foot is already on a circle of the called-out color, you must try to move it to another circle of the same color.
There can never be more than one hand or foot on any one circle. If two or more players reach for the same circle, the referee must decide which player got there first. The other player(s) must find another vacant circle of the same color.
Never remove your hand or foot from a circle unless you're directed to by the referee after a spin. Exception: You may lift a hand or foot to allow another hand or foot to pass by, as long as you announce it to the referee beforehand, and replace it on its circle immediately afterward.
If all 6 circles of a color are already covered, the referee must spin again until a different color can be called out.
Strategy: Try moving toward an opponent's portion of the mat, forcing the player to go over or under you to place a hand or foot!
Being Eliminated
Any player who falls, or touches the mat with an elbow or knee, is immediately out of the game. (If you feel that a new position is impossible, or will cause you to fall, you may elminiate yourself.)

In a 2-player game, the game ends and the remaining player wins. In a 3-player game, the remaining two players keep playing until one player is eliminated and the remaining player wins.

How to Win
The last player left in the game is the winner!

Team Play
For a 4-player game, form 2 teams of 2 players each. Teams face each other on opposite ends of the mat, standing side-by-side with each foot on a circle so that all 4 circles closest to the Twister name are covered.

Just as in a 2- or 3-player game, the referee spins the spinner and calls out a hand or foot and a color circle. Play as in the 2- or 3-player game, with this exception: members of the same team can cover the same circle with one hand or foot each.

As soon as a player falls or touches the mat with an elbow or knee, the player's team is eliminated and the other team is the winner.

2-Player Game with No Referee
If there are only 2 players and no referee, you can play without using the spinner. One player calls out the body part; the other player calls out the circle color. Players alternate turns calling out the body part first. Otherwise, game play is the same, with the last remaining player the winner.

Party Games
Round Robin: Form several 2-player teams. Each team, in turn, plays every other team. Players keep track of wins and losses. The team with the most wins wins!

Elimination Game: Form several 2-player teams. Play against each other, with losing teams dropping out. Winning teams play each other until only one winning team is left!