I live in the valley, but travel a lot. Im in Key West, with the hurricane soon to be here. i have a very nice and lovely lady with me. at the hotel we are staying at a tried to get us to leave. there are over 200 rooms here and only us and one other couple decided to ride out the hurricane. it will be here real soon. we have been to the grocery store, and the liquor store. we have plenty of candles and booze. But soon the electricity will go out, and the hotel has told us they will not be staffed till tuesday. I need help.... i know about all the different positions.. it just that i can't sleep 24 hours a day, and eat too much food. please give me some ideas as to what my  very lovely lady and i ned to do the next three days.  LOL  have fun thinking good entertaining things for us.

Play games , get a deck of cards play strip poker , get 6 dice and play dice 10,000 google it to learn how to play, play the drinking game quarters where you throw a quarter feet away to land in a cup and then you make other person do a shot of alcohol , give massages  or light tickle rubs.
Tell your life story from the very beginning.
And for God's sake HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE............

...jus' sayin' !

only $500.  who says i didn't do that. maybe they are called other names beside provider, like fieance or girlfriend .  that cost more than a $500 provider.   lol  i love your idea.

and get the blow job of your life.

OH That is too funny ! ha ha ha