Two whales, male and female (boyfriend and girlfriend) were swimming along when the male spotted a whaling ship.  He pointed it out to his lady friend who wanted to flee the area.  He said, No, that is the ship that harpooned my mother and father, I have been waiting for this my entire life.  She was afraid and he assured her he had a plan as he whispered it to her.  Together they swam under the ship and began to blow out of their blow holes.  Soon the ship was rocking and finally flipped on one side spilling sailors all over the ocean.  The male began eating the sailors as the female swam away.  He swam after her to find out why.  She said, I agrred to the blow job, but no way am I swallowing the seamen.

don't you wish we (men) were like whales?  I mean, think about it.. a 14 foot tongue and can breathe out the top of their head!