So what would you say in response to this email ?



my husband (edited name) says he was with you, i'm not sure how long ago and if it was more than once or not, but he loved it. so since his birthday is coming up, i was wondering if there is anyway that i could set up another appointment with you. i would love to be able to be there to be part of the fun or at least watch the fun and don't mind an extra fee. if you remember the previous encounter you shared with him it would be helpful if you could verify this, because he really enjoyed the experience that was shared.


But if i have  made a mistake and you are not the provider he was with before i won't waste your time with setting up an appointment for him. I appreciate your response, hopefully i will be able to share in the fun, but if not, i know he will enjoy you. thank you-(edited name)

oh and i have attached a picture of him to verify that he has been a client of yours-thanks again!

Ignore, Ignore, Ignore. Don't reply with a denial. Just move on.

This sentence struck me the most "if you remember the previous encounter you shared with him it would be helpful if you could verify this, because he really enjoyed the experience that was shared. "

She is fishing.

Oh, and don't see him again!

Daddio

Smells a tad fishy Jenna.  Wouldn't you agree?

It's unclear if this is a hypothetical question and you're just trying to start an interesting discussion, or if you really got such an email, but my response would be the same either way.

The short version:  I'm not buying it.  Take the old Monty Python "In Search of the Holy Grail" advice:  "Run away, run away!"

Longer version:  You should have heard from him, not her, especially since she said nothing about it being intended as a surprise.  Also, she knows that he loved it but not when or how often?  I smell a _________ (fill in odorous mammal of choice).

Could be legit, but it's completely unsafe to assume so.  If not and what's actually happened is that she found a way to get into one of your clients' "private" email account or notes, the husband with whom she shows up might not be the one in her attached picture.  Instead, it could be another guy whom she'd prefer to bring along -- that Austrian who pops up all over the place, name of Glock (or maybe that romantic but equally accurate Italian named Beretta).  The better scenario (if you can call it that) is that it was sent by a creative individual with short hair and a twenty year retirement, in which case Glock would show up sitting on a belt right next to his brother, Badge.  For that to work, the pic sent by wifey, one that you'd recognize, could theoretically have been matched via photo recognition software with another that was snapped of someone coming out of your incall.  Or, that client could simply have been followed and a pic taken elsewhere to send you with different surroundings.  Of course, such a complex effort is very unlikely, which leaves us with the first, and much worse, scenario:  Glock without Badge, in hands of Nut.

Net result of analysis:  do not reply.

Are you saying that you received this communication? Wow, I wouldn't respond to it at all if that is the case.

Assuming you see couples with F-F contact, I would reply something like this:

Dear [name], Thank you so much for your interest in my services. I love spending time with open-minded couples who enjoy sharing themselves. I can accomidate either of the scenarios you suggest. The choice is up to you. Either way I can assure you the both of you will have a great time. I know I will!
My rate for couples is $$$$ for 2-hour session, Longer sessions are available, shorter are not. As a discreet companion, I keep no records and as a lady I never kiss and tell.
Just let me know when you would like to schedule our session. I am getting excited already!
Kisses and more, [name]


Shit!  I just made myself horny.

yes it was an email i actually had recieved several years ago and saved because i thought it was an interesting attempt by the wife.

one of the most clever i had seen.

however, assuming that there were "domestic issues" going on at the time, i wanted to wait until a significant amount of time had passed before sharing or discussing the email.

absolutely it was bogus... not a bit convincing.. it sounds NOTHING like a legit request.... it's far too focused on "confirming" than "requesting"...

however, i couldnt help but respect her craftiness.  slick.

unfortunately for her i normally forget everything about a guy approximately 5 minutes after he walks out my door cuz.... uh that's my job.

so i never heard anything else after i sent her this:

(edited name) isn't in my client records (edit ---cuz there aren't any records) and the guy in the picture doesn't look familiar.

it must've been someone else. ...

if you can't get ahold of the right girl, you're more than welcome to schedule some time with me together..... .  i'd never charge extra for the wife, women who understand are always welcome. (i dont like to play with women, but im happy to let them watch)  (edit-- i actually dont see couples)

good luck




moral of the story:  screw the morals, GET NAKED.
(just don't forget to cover your butt)

sounds like wifey is on a fishing expedition.  I would not respond to her, but forward the email to the client - if he is indeed, yours.

$tay $afe,
Jazz

"Nope, never seen him. I would remember if I had. You must be mistaken."
A response like that is the only way to reply or, you could just ignore it completely.

Your discretion is being tested.

although that was my first reaction, i actually had to struggle with this for about 3 days before answering her.

have you ever tried to ignore a woman ?

not smart.

it could make her more determined to reach me, i don't want her getting obsessed.

but your option 1 was my choice..

even though i dont keep records, i told her that the name didnt appear in my records anywhere and the photo was not at all familiar (which is all true since i forget a guy 5 minutes after he leaves)  but i'd be happy to entertain them anyway and i would not charge her extra.

you are absolutely right about discretion being tested because:    if i had found his email address, i might have sent him a warning before it occurred to me that wouldnt be a good idea.

the email from the wife suggests a break in his security somewhere which might very well be his email account so if i had tried to warn him, it's possible it couldve been intercepted by her.

its really a tough position for us when we get contacted by the wife.. .. having someone's family in your hands knowing you could destroy it with one wrong word ...

there's no choice, it has to be handled right and that's not always as easy as it seems.

Sounds like trouble!

I believe your handling of this situation was very
discreet & professional without any drama. A less stable & intelligent provider could have approached this potential hot potato with an emotional insensitivity, that could both jeopardize the hobbyist & provider

So Hillary did not write you back?

she kept text messaging me on the phone to leave her boyfriend alone, he didn't like me, he didn't want to talk to me and he had told her my ass smelled like fried chicken.

I was managing to ignore her quite well, but that last comment had me rocketing an email out to him to SHUT HER UP NOW.

I don't even know what that means, but the pressure from resisting the temptation to reply,  "He meant he paid me for it 3 times cuz it was sooo damn finger licking good," had me damn close to popping a cork right the heck outta my kfc haven and propeling myself straight to Hillbilly Drama World.

He understood the struggle was fast approaching an emergency level, as I'm sure her mouth had alreay driven him frequently to HDW, so he took prompt action to plug her pie-hole.

I was so grateful, I bought him some honey mustard sauce and you know where I put it.

HUH?  your point is ... ?  I'm confused .. how does that have anything at all to do with the subject matter?

Oh wait - you were just trying to help my business by posting that.  Free advertizing is great!  Awwwww thank you, that was nice of you to shill for me!

and since your comment "run forest run" insinuated a bizarre wussy-boy fear, i thought it might be time to show everyone how i knew your real name.

but if you can get some business from it, i think that's great, i'm happy i can pay you back for all the business you've sent "running" my way.

i wouldve started a new thread, but i didn't want to clutter up the board and make JEFFREY cry.

i dont feel like it's all that necessary to stay 100% on topic anyway.. conversations evolve... try having one, it's fun.