The most functional English word

We need some laughter on this board and I am hoping the moderator will let this be posted.

"S***" may just be the most functional word in the English language...that's right, "s***"!

You can get s***-faced, be s***-out-of-luck, or have s*** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your s*** together, find a place for your s***, or be asked to s*** or get off the pot.

You can smoke s***, buy s***, lose s***, find s***, forget s***, and tell others to eat s***.

Some people know their s***, while others can't tell the difference between s*** and shineola.

There are lucky s***s, dumb s***s, and crazy s***s.  There is bull s***, horse s***, and chicken s***.

You can throw s***, sling s***, catch s***, shoot the s***, or duck when the s*** hits the fan.

You can give a s*** or serve s*** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep s*** or be happier than a pig in s***.

Some days are colder than s***, things can look like s***, and there are times when you feel like s***.

you can have too much s***, not enough s***, the right s***, the wrong s*** or a lot of weird s***.

You can carry s***, have a mountain of s***, or find yourself up s*** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s*** and other times you fall in a bucket of s*** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your s***, you don't need to know anything else!!!

You can pass this along, if you give a s***; or not do so if you don't give a s***!

Well S***, it's time for me to go.  Just wanted you to know that I do give a s*** and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of s***.  But, if you happened to catch a load of s*** from some s***-head.....Well, S*** Happens!!!