Saw this on the Chicago board this morning (courtesy of parkwest14) and got a laugh out of it.  Thought the rest of you might too:

Virile, Italian gentleman HighandTight was relaxing at his favorite bar in
Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things
progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,
and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,” So...you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."

Surprised,  HighandTight reached for her and the love making resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
The lovemaking ends, and again,  HighandTight smiles, and again he asks,
"You finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him, and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him,  HighandTight
reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted HighandTight falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You
finish?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Danish."