I don't want anybody
at my funeral
saying:

"he was really a
good guy, after
all---"

some
jackass
making some stupid
remarks about my
worth or lack of
same.

rather than some
jackass
spouting off

it would be
nice
if one of my
x-ladies was
there
wearing too much makeup
dressed in
high heels and a
tight green
dress saying

"he was really a
great fuck,
after all."

of course
she won't be
there
and it won't
happen
because
I never
was.

They can do it at your funeral! Just remember to leave word (and an envelope) with your ATF before you croak.

none ones going to know the difference anyway...lol I would love to see the look on everyone's face and see there mouth drop open.

I hope your not expecting anything to happen!!!

I knew a gent few years back, he was part of the Phoenix 50, played bball at ASU and was very well respected for all work with several charity org.... When he past away, the CPA and I was going through his desk and we found a hand written note:::

To all the girls I fucked, I'm leaving them $5,000 each! he actually listed several names...true story!

I'm sure I knew the guy you are referring to, I'm not sure his estate was large enough.  I once told Molly Rose that I was going to leave $1,000,000 to the LAST lady that I was with.  I wanted all the girls to try to finish me off (pun intended)!