With the paranoia regarding LE's, Fake reviewers, Cell phones and homes being tapped, I decided to learned the fine art of sending smoke signals. Krista Starr, Deanna, Bailey, Sedona, ....... are you guys seeing my invitation???

They won't today with all this rain, better build an arc...

I know right. Been trying morse code. But no response.

Four of my least favorite things and seemingly the focus of this board the last several days.  While I'm not suggesting anyone throw caution to the wind; thank you Ki for getting us back on some positive topics like Krista Starr, Deanna, Bailey, and Sedona.

I've been trying to reach them via mental telepathy without any luck

Is it too late for my input? FWIW I've cornered the market on carrier pigeons and I'm installing programmable GPS units.

Pigeons are good, smoke may work after the rain, what about wind talking? I will invite Stacy Lynn, Deanna, Bailey, Krista Doll and Summer Stacks Etc...

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Maybe an old, really old, machine.

Dear Sedona,

What does an enema have to do with it?

LOL, that requires some mental capacity on the other end.

that is so COOL

you know who owns them.