A one an a two and start singing......

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic
dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have power,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With my wand or Vibratex,
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a pulsing cock with beads.

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have power,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With my wand or Vibratex,
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!


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-- Modified on 10/2/2006 6:18:36 PM