Phoenix
You eat your beef, I'll enjoy mine! 
First you rub the meat with a very expensive olive oil, then rub with some delectable meat tenderizer and spices, fire up the grill and cook 3-5 minutes on both sides until done to your specifications! I prefer mine medium/medium rare! Serve hot, tender and juicy with a sharp steak knife and fork; Take a scrumptuous, melt-in-your-mouth bite and suck the juices down while masticating the meat! And while you enjoy this decadent steak I've lovingly prepared with my own two hands, I shall enjoy some incredibly juicy meat of God's perfect making.
Mmm Happy Steak and Blow Job day, gentlemen!
Cheers, darling!
Megan
-- Modified on 3/4/2006 2:33:42 PM
You eat your beef, I'll enjoy mine!
First you rub the meat with a very expensive olive oil, then rub with some delectable meat tenderizer and spices, fire up the grill and cook 3-5 minutes on both sides until done to your specifications! I prefer mine medium/medium rare! Serve hot, tender and juicy with a sharp steak knife and fork; Take a scrumptuous, melt-in-your-mouth bite and suck the juices down while masticating the meat! And while you enjoy this decadent steak I've lovingly prepared with my own two hands, I shall enjoy some incredibly juicy meat of God's perfect making.
Mmm Happy Steak and Blow Job day, gentlemen!
Cheers, darling!
Megan
-- Modified on 3/4/2006 2:33:42 PM
