10. Spent the 70s traveling around the country following the Grateful Dead.
9. Stormy marriage to Tanya Tucker lasted only six days.
8. Purple color the result of alcohol-induced hypertension.
7. Bitterly refers to "E.T." as "the luckiest damn space monkey in Hollywood."
6. Bangs the production assistants as fast as they can hire them.
5. Is other half-brother of Roger Clinton.
4. He and Mickey Rourke were forcibly ejected from the Golden Nugget casino
in Las Vegas after assaulting a black jack dealer.
3. Before plastic surgery, was one of the Jackson Five.
2. Offered Fred Flintstone a million dollars for one night with Dino.
1. Two words: silicone tail.