What has happened?!?! What is happening?!?! Hmmmmmm, let me think?  Hmmmmm, why yes that's it; I think I've finally figured it out. It has to be those secret Arab terrorist. They could be everywhere and anywhere. They could be lurking even now; watching, and listening and planning a take over strategy. Why, who knows; with their immense wealth and purported sexual proclivities (for males and females) they could be plotting to corner the market on the escort trade in the States. I sure hope LE is on our side.  I mean, who wants to work for a Mullah, or a Sheik, or an E’mir. Who wants to live in a harem with all those eunuchs? Yuck! Those Arabs may be rich enough; they may pay the big bucks: but, most of the rich ones are fat and hairy and married; and, they complain about their wives; and, they smoke too much; and, besides, they make you do all the work, and they have no sense of humor at all, and they never show up on time; and, they always want to introduce you to some cousin or other who only knows two words in English *uck and bootie; and, they are all named Mo; and they talk on their mobile all the time; and, then, it’s Allah this an Allah that, blah, blah, blah. It never stops. We have got to be on our toes. Remember there's a war on terror. Loose lips sink caravans loaded with dope. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I had a date with a drugged out old man in a hidey whole who had $750,000.00 US in a suit case and extremely bad teeth, wow now that was one for the books; and, then, there was the time I was jet skiing naked in the Gulf, dodging paint balls fired from Fayed's yacht, and then, out of no where, here comes a boat from the Ministry of Proper Attire with sirens and flashing lights and a loud speaker! They pull along side for an inspection and suddenly this pure white camel leaps across the deck and buries his teeth in my, etc., etc., etc.. Seriously, let’s talk, O.K.? It will be fun. [email protected]