Looking for a REAL GFE...could it be you?? First you would come over to my house, i'll make a wry comment at which you get immediately offended while i repeatedly ask "What?...what did i say? can we not do this tonight, please?" It then turns into a fight, you start crying. hot.  You tell me that something- you don't know what- just doesn't _feel_ right....then you leave.  In a half hour you call me back, again crying, then come back over.  Theeen we get down to sessy business...anyone game??

I see a lot of talk on here about getting the GFE...and i'm wondering...why?  Isn't the whole point of seeing a provider to not deal with the.. erm.. complications that arise from romantic involvement?  If GFE is code for "not acting like a bitch" then i'm all about it but i have more than enough girlfriends of my own, thank you.

peas and love,
lurk

Ya' Know!!!!

In fact a friend of mine asked me what GFE is, and I gave him a similar response.  Then, I told him to look it up.... I am an asshole...
just not a fucking asshole.

I've always wondered about PSE... It last fifteen
minutes, and it is always done the same way.  And, usually with enough makeup on to choke a camel.
At least that's the way it seems in just about every porno I've seen.

Is this what your Lurking for??????

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