I had a bowl of chile rojo con machaca for dinner last night... It was so hot that when I sneezed, it singed the nose hairs..

So are you suggesting to men that they smear chile rojo con machaca on their chest and balls, instead of just shaving?? Damn I think you're crazier than I am lol

And get the cat to lick it off... We might be on to something here...

Seriously WTF is wrong with you??? LMAO!!! You want your balls to feel like they're on fire, and you want an animal licking and biting near your balls. Would you also like to me blindfolded and beat with a willow reed by Richard Simmons as well?

.... nose hair is the least of my worries of things that can grow on or out of a man.

Call them animals, but they were called providers.

You are hilarious Bailey...we need to catch up Gorgeous!!....Xo's